OMG. I’d love to do a Jitterati about the spanking referendum, but there’s nothing much I could add to the debate without hours of tedious research through emotive opinions. Fundamentally, beating kids is not a funny subject, nor is wasting $9 million during a recession. I’m sure this has already been more eloquently suggested, but couldn’t the money just be spent on a campaign that says “Hey! Here’s an idea! How about not savagely beating your kid, you worthless piece of shit?”
It’s very cold, and I’m under the weather. Like any other slightly ill man, my thoughts immediately turn to the subject of my untimely expiration*. I always thought one day I’d be stabbed in the back at my drawing desk by a vengeful Real Fitz, but at the moment it seems more likely I’m going to die of phthsis… like Charlotte Bronte.
