The energy drink of Sisyphus
I found some on-sale Relentless, which is on the way out, and tastes the same as its replacement, Mother. Thankfully the branding isn’t as gynophobic, although the labelling warns:
It’s goodbye to the shortcuts, hello to the grind. Nobody said it would be an easy ride. Suffer for your art.
Which is a cheerful way to start the day, isn’t it? That deathless paragraph also has a TM sign on it, although I’m not sure why you’d want to legally protect it. Maybe it’s to stop Weta Workshop from engraving it above their main entrance.
Amusingly, although the can is 440mls, you’re advised not to consume more than 500mls daily. Which means you can drink 1.12 cans a day. Although the second can might’ve gone flat by morning.
June 30, 2009 at 12:32 am
I just don’t think aiming a drink at middle aged men, who are out for a hard days work was a smart idea. They already have a manly drink in the bitter short black.
In other words, I want to try the energy drink of tantalus.
June 30, 2009 at 1:32 am
That would be one that was very hard to get open… and when you DID open it, it would go “PSSSCHHHH!!” everywhere.
June 30, 2009 at 8:18 am
I recommend the energy drink of Socrates.