Wellington Zinefest

Posted in A Good Whinge, Utter Trivia on November 21, 2009 by brunswick

To see Mighty Mighty during the day is like being in Metro on a Sunday morning and seeing a very attractive women you’ve only seen at night before, under fluorescent lights and without makeup. The toilets are particularly grim.

It was a good and consistent crowd. There were no lulls from 12 to 5, although because it was so overcast I quickly lost sense of time. It was like a Sartre play where you could have been there forever. Because we hadn’t heard about it in time to book more tables, there were the works of about six cartoonists crammed onto a single table. I didn’t sell as many copies as I thought I would, but at least I sold copies. I’m taking the rest in to Graphic on Wednesday.

The Wellington zine community are a quiet, reserved bunch. Some of them could do with a hot pie and a good walk in the fresh air. Some of the customers were fairly priceless – there were a few times I wish I had my camera to send photos to Look at This Fucking Hipster, the same feeling I got yesterday when walking home from Havana with a box of coffee and I was passed by a special flower expressing his unique individuality by dressing in light blue and yellow (like an ’80s icecream) and riding a tiny white fold-out bike. Bless.

I didn’t think it was possible to top that, but seconds later I saw another hipster wobble by on a unicycle. If there’s ever another war and we have to draft the 18-24 year-olds, we’re doomed.

Anyway, the event went well, and I think people liked the book, but is it too much to ask for me to appear in public and not have to deal with people who emotionally incapacitate me? It’s frustrating to try to express something important as clearly as possible to someone you care about – and knowing that you basically have only one chance to get it right – while you’re massively, massively sleep deprived.

Lovely new product

Posted in Jitterati, Lovely pictures on November 20, 2009 by brunswick

Oh dear…

Posted in Unwarranted criticism, Utter Trivia on November 19, 2009 by brunswick

Poor Elizabeth Knox, and poor Niki Caro. We’d all heard about the bad reviews of The Vintner’s Luck, but those were just foreigners being mean! And then we heard the bad local reviews, but that was just local critics not wanting to contradict the mean foreigners! But to hear that the film upset the author so much it made her cry… that’s the kind of feedback that no filmmaker wants.

So, I feel sorry for Niki Caro, but if I ever did anything to make Elizabeth Knox cry, I’d be really ashamed.

DVD authoring is not sexy

Posted in Jitterati, Utter Trivia on November 18, 2009 by brunswick

Wow, I’d forgotten how dull it is authoring DVDs. The Jitterati DVD isn’t anything fancy, it’s just a convenient way of having all the episodes in full colour, as well as a couple of relevant films.

I’ve never found using DVD Studio Pro easy, so I took a look at iDVD before deciding that none of the themes were customizable enough to achieve what I wanted. I also took a look at Adobe Encore – it’s even less intuitive that DVD Studio!

So, it’s a very simple DVD. I just have to test the hell out of it before running off copies.

Exhausted but all systems go

Posted in Brunswick Soundtrack, Jitterati on November 17, 2009 by brunswick

The book is at the printers. I’m working on the cover picture and DVD now. The printer berated me for setting up the pages so that they came out mis-aligned on the proof, so he’d have to adjust them by hand. It wasn’t until I got home that I realized he’d printed it using the wrong paper stock setting, so ’twas not my fault.

Sadly I’ve found from experience that the only thing that will let you down when you’ve had a creative idea that requires a bit of effort is relying on OTHER PEOPLE. This is why successful people are either very self-reliant, or fantastically good at organizing and inspiring other people.

It was looking unlikely that I’d have free coffee for the launch, but Geoff from Havana has come through wonderfully… I’ll have 30 specially-bagged samples for consumption on Saturday.

Book Construction Soundtrack:
In Swings the Tide ~Anika Moa
Weird Tales of the Ramones ~Ramones
See Mystery Lights ~Yacht

Noble marketing achievements

Posted in Jitterati, Lovely pictures on November 16, 2009 by brunswick

I managed to put in a plug for the book AND refer to the 150th anniversary of Origin of the Species. And draw Debbie in a Devo hat.

Pages from my new book

Posted in Jitterati, Lovely pictures on November 15, 2009 by brunswick

Mistah Coffee

Posted in Cartoon stuff, Lovely pictures, Utter Trivia on November 14, 2009 by brunswick

mistahcoffee

Look, children, it’s Mistah Coffee! Hello, Mistah Coffee!

Mistah Coffee is here to drive them naughty blues away with his brown beany goodness. What’s that, Mistah Coffee? “Who’s the motherfuckingest cuppa in the land?” Why, Mistah Coffee, what a thing to say in front of the children. Children, Mistah Coffee is here to show you that addiction to a legal, socially condoned, taxable substance is a good thing. What’s that, Mistah Coffee? “Where my bitches at?” Now, Mistah Coffee, we talked about this… I know it was on your rider, but – AAAAAAAGH! JESUS, GET OFF MY LEG! WAAAAARGH!

This is a test

Posted in Jitterati, Lovely pictures on November 13, 2009 by brunswick

disctest

A test of the DVD design. It’s a bit smudgier than I wanted… I may have to try a different paint. There’s a fine line between “hand-crafted” and “half-arsed”.

The whitest thing I’ve ever seen in my life, even whiter than my own pointy arse, and that’s pretty damn white

Posted in Unwarranted criticism on November 12, 2009 by brunswick

I went to the Jason Munn rock poster exhibition at A Pop Up Gallery at 161 Tory St after seeing it on Nightline last night. It’s the most polite exhibition I’ve ever seen, full of immaculately screenprinted indie rock posters which have never seen a club wall. The bands, and therefore their posters, are distinguished by their utter, utter bloodlessness, and I know that because I have most of them on my iPod.

Oh, dear.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s immaculate graphic art and the printing techniques are fascinating, but it decidedly does not rock. At all. Very, very Massey School of Design.