Mistah Coffee


Look, children, it’s Mistah Coffee! Hello, Mistah Coffee!

Mistah Coffee is here to drive them naughty blues away with his brown beany goodness. What’s that, Mistah Coffee? “Who’s the motherfuckingest cuppa in the land?” Why, Mistah Coffee, what a thing to say in front of the children. Children, Mistah Coffee is here to show you that addiction to a legal, socially condoned, taxable substance is a good thing. What’s that, Mistah Coffee? “Where my bitches at?” Now, Mistah Coffee, we talked about this… I know it was on your rider, but – AAAAAAAGH! JESUS, GET OFF MY LEG! WAAAAARGH!


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