A kick and a flick for being so quick

Yesterday my flatmate suddenly went all coy.

“Come closer.”

“Er… why?”

“Just come closer.”

“What happens to me if I come closer?”

She looked disappointed. “A pinch and a punch for the first of the month.”

And that, children, is why it’s never a bad thing to ask questions.


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