Gnomish and balding

We met the estate agent for first time. I was going to say we met him legally for the first time instead of just finding him lurking on our lawn, but it occurs to me we weren’t expecting him at all – this is just the first time he’s bothered knocking.

I was amused to see that the buff photo on his business card has had the same intensive amount of Photoshop work as the photos of our flat in Property Press. Estate agents really live in a pretty alternative universe of euphemism and airbrushing, don’t they? Endlessly hoping that greed will blind their clients to reality, until the cheque clears.


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